TIFU by masturbating using lidocaine cream

[Beercules]

https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/commen...ne_cream_****/

I thought it might be interesting to numb my hand before jerking off, so I put a decent coating of 4% lidocaine cream on it and waited for a bit. Apparently I didn't clean my hand off very well, because I started noticing a distinct "I feel like I'm wearing a condom" sensation shortly after starting. Of course like a genius I decided to keep going. Managed to ejaculate while I could barely feel my d*ck, which was an interesting sensation.


That was two days ago. My **** is still numb. It's gone from "can barely feel ****" to "permacondom," which is an improvement I guess. I'm starting to get concerned. I'd prefer to avoid doctors for obvious reasons, but if this doesn't clear up soon I don't think I'll have a choice.
If anyone has any advice I'd be happy to hear it.


Edit: Yes guys, I'm aware that this was a bad idea. In the meantime I'm just sitting here trying not to have a panic attack about the possibility that my **** might never feel right again.
Edit 2: So I've been looking around online, and it looks like there are products with lidocaine in them that are meant to be used on the penis to keep the rocket from going off before the countdown is finished. Can't seem to find anything about this particular problem, though...

[BigNuts]

You **********?

Just get out there and go talk to women. Works for me 99% of the time.

Granted, I'm not bagging 9/10's, but I get 8/10's on a regular basis.

[Beercules]

You **********?

Just get out there and go talk to women. Works for me 99% of the time.

Granted, I'm not bagging 9/10's, but I get 8/10's on a regular basis.

That's not me. Some fool on Reddit ruined his cock so I thought I would share here, since all we do is talk about penis, ******s and being drunk.

[Rudyo]

The only proper use of lidocaine is as a cut. Learn y'all.

[Beercules]

The only proper use of lidocaine is as a cut. Learn y'all.

Should've told that guy that.

[-jose-]

little guy always hanging around with you and this is how you treat him you don't deserve to have a penis

[BigNuts]

That's not me. Some fool on Reddit ruined his cock so I thought I would share here, since all we do is talk about penis, ******s and being drunk.

I see, that makes sense.

[Beercules]

little guy always hanging around with you and this is how you treat him you don't deserve to have a penis

Damn sneak dissing

[Willy Wanker]

I wonder if there will be a sequel after he tries to jerk off with lidocaine again, but "accidentally" fingers his ass with the same hand.

[Weltschmerz]

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