I have ****ing PINK EYE~!

[Squezze]

What a horrible horrible week. First I had what can only be described as acute heat stroke, which kept me off work for a couple days. No problem, that should pass soon and I'll be Ok. So, yesterday, my right eye starts to itch really bad and it gets pretty red. "No big deal", I thought. "It's just a sore eye". Then snot started to come out of my eye, and I knew something was ****ed up. So I went to sleep and woke up at 5AM with both eyes oozing pus and bloodshot all to hell. Went back to the hospital, and BOOM, they tell me I have ****ing PINK EYE and that I most likely picked it up there in the hospital the day before when I was in for heat stroke.

So now I'm quarentined for three days due to the fact that it's highly contagious. It sucks. The only positive is that if anyone pisses me off, I'll hurl eye boogers at them and give them pink eye.

*hurls eye boogers* Take that mother ****ers.

[Bella]

Oh man, pink eye sucks.
I thought I was getting it a few weeks ago. I had been SO sick, then all of a sudden, the said eye boogers show up. Oh God. My one eye was swollen, ithcy, watery, and snotty. Luckily I had some eye drops from when my little brother had a messed up eye before, so I used them and it cleared it up in a couple of days. I didn't get the bloodshot look, thank God. I might have slit my wrists.

[nance]

UGH! Been thru pink eye MANY times with my kids.....it's no fun. My dad had it recently and he was butthead. I saw him one morning and told him he had it and to call his doc. Two days later he still hadn't called! So I had to play mom to him too...sheesh.

[handjobs4dollars]

real men don't go to the doctor. I didn't even go to the doctor when I cut my wrist and loss a ton of blood. I just tied my t-shirt around it and I was good.

[Kempo Chris]

real men don't go to the doctor. I didn't even go to the doctor when I cut my wrist and loss a ton of blood. I just tied my t-shirt around it and I was good.

damn right gman - you are a mans man

[nance]

real men don't go to the doctor. I didn't even go to the doctor when I cut my wrist and loss a ton of blood. I just tied my t-shirt around it and I was good.

And a REAL man can get a woman.

[Prince]

Gman is a hard ass. I bet he could get a woman if he tried.

He needs to take a trip to Brazil with us next year and take advantage of the $20 no-holes-barred Brazilian hookers.

I'll be getting like 2 or 3 of them a day. Anthony says he'll go to Japan with us and I bet he can get us laid by japanese girls too.

[realkaps]

No doctors!

[nance]

No doctors!

Pansy! If you have pink eye, why wouldn't you go to the doctor? They only way to get rid of it is with prescription eye drops. What a bunch of pansies you guys are. Sheesh.

[handjobs4dollars]

Gman is a hard ass. I bet he could get a woman if he tried.

He needs to take a trip to Brazil with us next year and take advantage of the $20 no-holes-barred Brazilian hookers.

I'll be getting like 2 or 3 of them a day. Anthony says he'll go to Japan with us and I bet he can get us laid by japanese girls too.

Brazilians don't like me that much. Which is strange because I train with some.