What's the fastest way to get the smell of discarded semen out of a carpet?

[Bendigo]

Serious answers only, please.

[vanilamilkshake]

vinegar and water. seriously. its a natural deodorant.

then rinse rinse rinse with clear water. blot til dry.

put a clean towel over the wet spot and a heavy book on top of that. this will ensure that the nap of the carpet dries sort of evenly.

[Sin City]

washing it maybe?

[pyrovampx]

vinegar and water. seriously. its a natural deodorant.

then rinse rinse rinse with clear water. blot til dry.

put a clean towel over the wet spot and a heavy book on top of that. this will ensure that the nap of the carpet dries sort of evenly.

must get alot of semen on your carpet to know this hmm:bukkake:

[elfag]

vinegar does work really well for stains, ive used it to remove stains (food stains not semen) from clothes when I didnt have any "real" stain remover laundry stuff and was very surprised it actually worked.


Anyway you own or rent? If it wasnt mine I wouldnt give a ****. I move out in a week and Ive jizzed all over the carpet, its dark color so you cant see it. Sometimes I just like to shoot out to watch it and see how far I can make it go. Never noticed any smell.

[-MAKAVELLI-]

move your couch over the spot

[-Hyperion-]

drop some coke in the same place....

[Move BRICKS™]

Jiz on it again to get it wet first

[-MAKAVELLI-]

Place a picture of Paul Williams over it…

[MANGLER]

Funny question. It ain't so hard to just shoot on her or put it in the trash. If you must, stop a few seconds early and finish in the damn toilet. Beats the stank smell and the cleanup.