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  • How many wanks is your record in one day?

    (Poll to follow)

    To those who are unfamiliar with the termanology, wanking is British slang for ************.

    I think I did 6 in one day when I was about 15. I seem to remember that the last one took about 2 hours.

    NB. 2 hours isn't my longest ever wank, I think I did 2 and three quaters when I was on Xtacy once.

    I gave up after that and cried myself to sleep.

    Happy voting wankers...
    13
    1-3 wanks
    30.77%
    4
    3-5 wanks
    23.08%
    3
    5-7 wanks
    15.38%
    2
    7+ wanks
    23.08%
    3
    I don't wank, I just shag my dog.
    7.69%
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  • #2
    Not sure, but i do know 7 is the wank wall, after 7 your testicles hide inside your body like a frightened badger, no man has ever gone past 7.

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    • #3
      I have hit 5 a few times over the years.. :wank:

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      • #4
        Originally posted by azza View Post
        Not sure, but i do know 7 is the wank wall, after 7 your testicles hide inside your body like a frightened badger, no man has ever gone past 7.
        Yes 7 is would be an achievement. You would have to be wanking for 24 hours solid.

        Maybe David Blaine could do that for his next epic trick.

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        • #5
          :roy4::roy4::roy4::roy4:

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          • #6
            5.

            I don't think seven would be physically possible unless it is within a 24 hour period.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by reedickyaluss View Post
              :roy4::roy4::roy4::roy4:
              I reckon you have had more than 4 Reed.

              You had four at the Roy v Joe weigh in.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Alan Titchmarsh View Post
                I reckon you have had more than 4 Reed.

                You had four at the Roy v Joe weigh in.
                whose this?!

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                • #9
                  Recalling from a biology class, after about 20 minutes, the male body resets its self and it ready to go again. So 7 is not the max limit over 24 hours.

                  If you have the stamina/will, the body can sustain dozens of special trips to the WC a day.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by reedickyaluss View Post
                    whose this?!
                    Alan Titchmarsh.

                    I'm kind of a big deal.

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