Jessica Alba has Herpes

[Boxicologist]

http://www.********911.com/Did-Yanke...es-081107.html

Ever since Jessica Alba disclosed that she had herpes, news has spread like wildfire (and hopefully, not like herpes) that Yankees star Derek Jeter could be the suspect.

The stories have been circulating for the past few days.

An AOL Fan House blog entry mentions that a representative from LARagMag.com appeared on the The Adam Carolla Show and disclosed the following:

Jessica Alba (before she was Jessica Alba) used to date Derek Jeter, the serial celebrity dater, who plays for the NY Yankees. Well, our source worked for Cash Warren, her ex, and had to refill her Valtrex prescription for her on a regular basis! Guess who she got it from...that's right...dirty Derek Jeter.

I rescind my claim about wanting to eat chunky peanut butter out of Jessica Alba's butt crack.

[ßringer]

Yeah, I hear you. I wouldn't **** that ***** with a stolen **** now.

[KingDosia]

I smell bull****. I'd bet my next paycheck if she was there in front of you. She'd get it from both of you w/o protection.

[ßringer]

I smell bull****. I'd bet my next paycheck if she was there in front of you. She'd get it from both of you w/o protection.

Honestly? No. I wouldn't risk my health and the shame that comes along with something like herpes, for a piece of hot ass, Alba's or anybody else's for that matter.

[FUMIN 88]

Honestly? No. I wouldn't risk my health and the shame that comes along with something like herpes, for a piece of hot ass, Alba's or anybody else's for that matter.

after a few beers that would all change

[Boxicologist]

Herpes from Jessica Alba?

No. I would lose my penile usage once the women find out I have herpes. I'll pass.

[KingDosia]

Honestly? No. I wouldn't risk my health and the shame that comes along with something like herpes, for a piece of hot ass, Alba's or anybody else's for that matter.

I still don't believe it. Oh and by the way.

You can control Herpes outbreaks, Making it difficult to spread the virus.
You can protect yourself,
With her $$$ and access to treatment. You would have better luck ****ing her knowing she's got it than hooking up with some chick off the street. Have you any idea how many people are infected with Herpes and don't even know???

[Derranged_]

Does she have it on her mouth or P****?...

[ßringer]

after a few beers that would all change

It would probably take a fifth of Everclear to get me to do it. Beer has literally no effect on me, and I drink whiskey and vodka straight all the time. So it'd have to be something that would **** me up so badly that all sense of judgment and good cognition would be left by the wayside.

[KingDosia]

Herpes from Jessica Alba?

No. I would lose my penile usage once the women find out I have herpes. I'll pass.

To bad every other male doesn't feel the same way.
Whats the odds of sleeping with an ordinary (non celeb) female much less attractive and way less paid than Alba? Somthing like 1 in 4 depending on what city you live in.
I'll take my chances with the rich beautiful chick that can afford to conrol outbreaks and keep me safe any day.
fool