Top Ten Reasons UFC Sucks
10) A stand-up comedian is their commentator
9) Aggressive Snuggling is not a sport
8 ) Drug Tests are non-existent. Juicers, hypes and crackheads are welcome
7) I don’t like to see men mount other men
6) Wrapping your legs around another guy’s waist – that’s a fighting move?
5) Tapping other guys is not manly
4) They run out of breath in 3 minutes
3) “Bum Fights” DVDs are comparable
2) Couture vs. Sylvia is their fight of the year. Hugfest anyone?
1) Diego Corrales fights --- they are head and shoulders above anything they got!
10) A stand-up comedian is their commentator
9) Aggressive Snuggling is not a sport
8 ) Drug Tests are non-existent. Juicers, hypes and crackheads are welcome
7) I don’t like to see men mount other men
6) Wrapping your legs around another guy’s waist – that’s a fighting move?
5) Tapping other guys is not manly
4) They run out of breath in 3 minutes
3) “Bum Fights” DVDs are comparable
2) Couture vs. Sylvia is their fight of the year. Hugfest anyone?
1) Diego Corrales fights --- they are head and shoulders above anything they got!


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