Limey Lang

[Southpaw Stinger]

Britain's Ali!

[MrTambourineMan]

Float like Jellied Eels,
Sting like a Dodgy late night Tika.

[Southpaw Stinger]

I only wish Loccy were alive to see this. He could bring comfort to that Hayden bird.

[MrTambourineMan]

Andrew Neil went viral with an impassioned eulogy that, like most eulogies, was just inaccurate nonsense in the form of nice memorable words strung together with angry sad words. A speech that would have made those named within it proud, but only because a good few of them were nihilistic absurdists. Listing the great French thinkers in a tribute to nuclear power showcased the worst aspect of historical fame: these were figures Neil could name but appeared to know nothing about.

For a list supporting the French government’s foray into bombing its former colony he chose Satie, a composer so questioning of state he put a question mark into La Marseillaise; Zola, a man so adamant about the function of a fair and full trial he may have been murdered for his beliefs; Rousseau – “Those who think themselves masters of others are greater slaves than they”; Ravel, who rejected all state honours; Gauguin, a passionate defender of indigenous peoples; and Camus, the great Algerian-born philosopher, who died in 1960, a year before he would’ve been thrown into the Seine at the orders of the Nazi head of the Parisian police.

Out of his list of peacenik, thoughtful, anti-government icons, one of the few who might have been in favour of bombing Syria was Sartre, and that’s only because he thought we were all dead anyway. Of course, we mustn’t forget Coco Chanel, who Neil threw on to the list in such a blatant “if we don’t include a woman we’ll get into trouble” rush, he didn’t notice a quick wiki would reveal her to be a Nazi spy. These are the people who made France great, because what they asked of France was to question, to look death in the eye, to commit to full trials and never resort to military force, to step away from government, away from indigenous lands, to never see themselves as superior, and most, most of all, for people to stop regurgitating rhetorical cliches and think for themselves. - The Boylemonster

[MrTambourineMan]

"Bill Burr is a modern day Voltaire" - Dipshit on youtube.

[Southpaw Stinger]

Great singing voice that Andrew Neil.

[MrTambourineMan]

"Here's the deal folks. You do a commercial, you're off the artistic roll-call. Forever. End of story. You're another fucking corporate shill... Everything you say is suspect, everything that comes out of your mouth is like a turd falling into my drink." - Bill Hicks

[MrTambourineMan]

"What's going to happen to the Arms Industry when we realise we are all One? It's gonna **** up the Economy! The Economy that's fake anyway!" - Hill Bicks

[Southpaw Stinger]

Another drink? Go on then.

[Jambo boy]

Float like cum in the bath, sting like my ring after 12 rounds with Southpaw.